the awkward moment when

you have eighteen females out of 24 staff members on your staff, and somehow you all end up close to the same “cycle.”

You know you’re an RA when…

…you stick your head out the door after quiet hours, and everyone takes off running.

  • Roommate 1: I think we have pretty girls on our floor.
  • Roommate 2: Hell yeah, have you seen me?!

Anonymous asked: you are totally my new hero!

Aww, well, thanks (: Even though I’ve failed at updating…a lot.

that awkward moment when your resident refers to the other girls on the floor as “these white girls.”

So, I was on call last night, right?

My coworker/friend and I are doing rounds, and we walk by a room: We’re obviously RAs. My coworker has a nametag and I’ve got the binder that says in big letters “ON-CALL BINDER.”

These girls obviously saw us, but they proceeded to approach a door and ask the resident inside, “Does one of you sell weed?”

And the guy responds, “Yeah.”

OKAY, SERIOUSLY!?

"If you don’t show up at 8, I’m going to call PD on your ass!"

My resident.

…to me.

"Is it okay if I wear letters today if I wore them yesterday?"

Who even owns khaki pants?

maybeemelissa:

A resident knocked on my door and explained her dilemma of the day. I’m the fifth person she’s asked for khaki pants for which I don’t own. She got a little frustrated, ” UGH! WHY DOESNT ANYBODY HAVE PANTS!” I just looked at her and asked “why don’t you?” She walked away. Cool.

reslifelamentations:

Stuff Hall Directors say to RAs:
Because swearing doesn’t help build a community.
[not my video]

Tags: so true